Hunter Pence, a hot tub, and a glass door

In a SLOW sports news day, thank god for Hunter Pence.

According to a story on mlb.com, Hunter Pence will miss a week of spring training due to “several cuts and lacerations on his hands and knees that resulted from falling through a glass door at his residence in Kissimmee, Fla.”. But how does this happen? “Pence and a friend were about to take a dip in a hot tub outside of the house, and unbeknownst to Pence, his friend had closed the door behind them. Pence got out of the tub to use the restroom and walked into the door, which shattered around him.” This is something that I thought birds, cats, dogs, and really drunk humans do. Get well soon Hunter.